there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions
I don’t even watch this shit, but he’s hilarious.
I might actually be him
So there is a redeemable person in this clan?!
if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget all of the homework thats due tomorrow
How To Fake Sick
- cough, hold your stomach like you’re sick, etc
- jump in a vat of blue paint
- tell your parents you’re a member of the blue man group and you have a show in 10 minutes so you can’t go to school
I wish real life had “motherlode”
i wonder how many white girls drop their iphones while taking pictures of their legs in bathtub water