deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

walkinginlothlorien:

stormagedon:

loseyourselfinthenight:

I don’t even watch this shit, but he’s hilarious.

I might actually be him

So there is a redeemable person in this clan?!

jesuschristvevo:

if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget all of the homework thats due tomorrow

rabioheab:

How To Fake Sick

• cough, hold your stomach like you’re sick, etc
• jump in a vat of blue paint
• tell your parents you’re a member of the blue man group and you have a show in 10 minutes so you can’t go to school

ellliot:

I wish real life had “motherlode”

suggests:

i wonder how many white girls drop their iphones while taking pictures of their legs in bathtub water

eveymarie:

omfg